Tentacled Alien Things…

– – Although he has a human visage, Alec Baldwin as seen in Hulu commercials is an extraterrestrial of an unknown alien species who together with other aliens harbors evil plans of world  decimation, planning to consume the brain matter of the entire Human race! 

The alien entity masquerading as Alec Baldwin possesses at least two lengthy green tentacles, each of which split at the end to form a tridactyl head.  They are generally kept hidden underneath his clothesSure, he’s evil…but this is the way that aliens roll, and besides, “evil” spelled backwards is “live!”

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3 Comments on “Tentacled Alien Things…”

  1. carycomic Says:

    Sounds more like they should be called “Chthulu” commercials.

    “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of aliens disguised as men? The Shadow knows. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

    • vulpesffb Says:

      “The Shadow” was an incredibly cool retro dude…too bad the movie version years ago never really took off!

      • carycomic Says:

        Jaded sub-25 year-olds probably thought the movie version was a rip-off of Batman. When, in actuality, the literary Shadow was one of the multitudinous inspirations for same!


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