Dueling Porkers…

– – Riding on the coattails of the popularity of Geico’s Maxwell the pig, Cici’s Pizza has unleashed near look-alike pigs seen speeding around in a blue van…and the kicker is, these pigs are advertising not insurance, but  (-gasp!) a Hog Fest promotion, which means a pizza with bacon, sausage, ham, and pepperoni!- –Oh the horror, the horror!

Things may get ugly in the Pig Wars from this point on, but you may count on Foxsylvania to give you an unflinching look at the atrocities  and keep you fully informed, for you deserve nothing less!

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3 Comments on “Dueling Porkers…”

  1. carycomic Says:

    I can see it now. Madison Square Garden; New York City! Maxwell enters the fight ring, preceded by his manager, Don King. While his opponent comes in from the other side with his spokes-pig…Chester White.

    • vulpesffb Says:

      Chester White pigs are known for large litters and good mothering, the breed having originated in Pennsylvania…not to be confused with Chesterwhite and His Orchestra!

      • carycomic Says:

        Urban legend has it that this is a genuine blooper from the Golden Age of Radio:

        “And, now, ladies and gentlemen? Bob Wilfahrt and his band will play.”


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