Strange Corpse Identified
…”What?,” you’re probably saying, “Did Fat Tony forget to weigh down a body again?!”
Not at all! The over six-foot long body that was pulled from the East River in New York City has been identified by experts from the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation as a bony-plated Atlantic sturgeon...
…informers and other rats, however, will continue to sleep with the fishes!