Strange Corpse Identified

 – – Something weird and disgusting that washed ashore near New York’s famous Brooklyn Bridge on May 21st has at last been identified…

…”What?,” you’re probably saying, “Did Fat Tony forget to weigh down a body again?!”

Not at all!  The over six-foot long body that was pulled from the East River in New York City has been identified by experts from the Riverhead Foundation for Marine Research and Preservation as a bony-plated Atlantic sturgeon...

…informers and other rats, however, will continue to sleep with the fishes!

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3 Comments on “Strange Corpse Identified”

  1. carycomic Says:

    At least it’s not another Mexican hairless pit-bull like the “Montauk Monster.”

    • carycomic Says:

      Speaking of hairless dogs…

      Some weeks back, the Season 2 finale of FACT OR FAKED: THE PARANORMAL FILES announced a startling discovery. DNA analysis of a “Chupacabra” found dead, in the front yard of a Texas ranchwoman (and similar to the one videorecorded by police dash-cam), proved that it was actually…a hybrid of coyote and Mexican timber wolf!


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