Gollum-Like Creature Found…

– – Here at  Foxsylvania, we spend much of our time looking for disgusting and unidentifiable creatures washed up on the shore which might be aliens, monsters, cryptids, or perhaps my old supervisor. It was then regarded as quite a find when this loathsome-looking thing was found by teenagers last September feebly crawling out of a cave in a town while they were playing in  Cerro Azul north of Panama City.

–Well, they did what kids anywhere would do, namely beat it to death with sticks and then threw its lifeless body into a pool of water!   This neatly does away with the need for health insurance or a retirement plan for unidentified life forms.

Regarded by some as a cousin to the Montauk Monster, the creature was later pretty conclusively identified as a hairless sloth, whose last impressions of humans were probably not favorable…and what will those kids say when Santa asks them if they’ve been good?


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3 Comments on “Gollum-Like Creature Found…”

  1. carycomic Says:

    A hairless sloth, maybe. But, a present-day arboreal one, crawling out of a cave? Uh-uh!

    Can you say, “half-grown baby mapinguari?”

  2. carycomic Says:

    Same, here.


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