Piece Be With You!

Glock– – Remember Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider where he played a supposed reverend who could kick butt?–Well, the pistol-packin’ cleric is now here for real…

…you’ve probably read stories of whack  jobs walking into occupied churches and opening fire on the congregation and/or minister; documented cases have occurred in Oklahoma, Michigan, Maryland, and of course, New Jersey.   Some clergymen in Detroit are now packing heat as a result, with one having nailed a burglar in the abdomen when he was caught and swung a bag of loot at the reverend!

God loves you, and your Glock…in other words, repent and believe the gospel…or else!

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3 Comments on “Piece Be With You!”

  1. carycomic Says:

    “Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition” would be more appropriate.

    • vulpesffb Says:

      Would Clint Eastwood have said, “Go ahead…make my sabbath!,” or perhaps, “Do ‘ya feel lucky…well do ‘ya, sinner?”

  2. carycomic Says:

    He would most likely have quoted the Sixties rock group, Spanky & Our Gang: “Sunday will never be the same.”


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