This past weekend brought the convergence of both Earth Day and The March for Science at a less than auspicious time for both science and environmentalism in American history. With protective environmental regulations being rolled back and scientific research and programs likely to face significant budget cuts, it’s time for those of us who are friends of the sciences to stand up and be counted, and push back against regressive and unwise trends in the current Washington administration…you can make a difference!
Categories: environmental, science, trends
Tags: The March for Science, Earth Day
Categories: animal elements, anomalies, controversial, creature features, cryptozoology, paranormal, television, unexplained
There’s a lot of repetition and drawing out of story lines in this bargain basement reality show, and if you were hoping to see “the Black Wolf” or “The Woman of the Woods” in this episode, you were likely to be disappointed…
Team researcher Jeff had been acting vaguely as if possessed recently, showing the others a video with a creepy voice recording, and relating how he had awoken in the Dark Forest alone with his clothes beside him. The team in response followed GPS coordinates to the Dark Forest in Lee County, Virginia. There they found Bigfoot signs such as broken branches, and ran across a reticent man they questioned who denied knowledge of anything but advised them not to go into the woods. Of course they did (at night, no less), finding a deer head hung in the woods and perceiving something to run past them. At that point, Jeff inexplicably got a nosebleed, and the evening’s festivities were called off.
Meanwhile, team members Willy and Wild Bill had been building a base camp shelter. In the daytime, the team heard a high-pitched squeal, and pursuing it found what appeared to be wolf tracks by a river. A tree-structure sign marker (pictured) was found near their camp, with Jeff later collapsing and being termed a security risk by team security member Huckleberry.
Looking in the woods for additional marker-type signs, the team found sharpened branches and multiple trip lines. Headlights were seen, causing the team to hunker down, at which point Jeff wigged out further, running off and leading them on a merry chase. They found him in a trance-like state being pointed at by a small girl, who then conveniently ran off. Jeff became combative when they tried to bring him around, but eventually came to himself. Another strange noise was heard, and the team headed back to their base camp, finding someone sitting there who said that the noise they had heard was the Black Wolf. The episode ended on this note, presumably with more to follow on the big bad wolf in the upcoming installment…
Categories: anomalies, controversial, speculation, television, weird
Tags: mountain monsters series, The Rogue Team Rises
As Part 1 of the confusing and muddied Rogue Team episode ended, team members Buck, Huck, and Jeff were roughly thrown into a van by the Rogue Team, winding up in Part 2 (S5/Ep2) in an interrogation room in a cabin deep in the woods. Things became surreal when the masked head of a figure became visible through a window in that room, ordering the boys to capture “The Woman of the Woods,” a witch-like figure last encountered in Lee City, VA. In return for doing this, the captor promised to deliver the identity of those who had killed “the Stonish Giant,” a Bigfoot variant. When their captor had left, a boot knife was produced by which the trio freed themselves. Buck threw a chair through the window where their host had appeared and found a decapitated hog’s head on a stake…eww!
Reunited with Willy and Wild Bill, the team went to team leader Trapper’ s house, and found it ransacked. In a secure safe was found a note and cell phone video from Trapper, detailing that he was going by invitation to a cabin of the Rogue Team; GPS coordinates were found. Going to this location the team failed to find Trapper, but rammed around the neighboring roads a bit until they found his truck. Also finding blood in the area, police were summoned. With a canine unit brought in, the trail led to another cabin where a bloodied Trapper was found inside. The blood stemmed from a reopened surgical wound rather than foul play. On the walls of the cabin were pictures of the AIMS team illustrating things that they had missed in their investigations.
Going back to the cabin where three of them had been held captive (pictured above), the gross hog’s head was examined, and coordinates were found secured in a shotgun casing found in the hog’s mouth; so glad that I wasn’t eating for this segment! The coordinates were to a location in “The Dark Forest,” with team researcher Jeff sharing that he had gone alone to the Dark Forest, but didn’t know how he had arrived there: presumably the “Woman of the Woods ” was influencing Jeff from a prior encounter.
And what is to be found in “The Dark Forest?”- – Why, that’s where “The Black Wolf” lives, a creature to be revealed in an upcoming episode called, “Secrets of the Dark Forest.” – – Are you not entertained?!
Categories: cryptozoology, television
Tags: AIMS vs. the Rogue Team, The Rogue Team Rises
I’m not crazy about reviewing episodes of the Mountain Monsters series, but having gotten over two thousand views of my old reviews the day that the new season opened, will bow to the undeniable popularity of the series and continue to chronicle it, at least for a time. The season opener featured not a single monster hunt, but rather picked up with the mysterious rivalry between the two teams of Bigfoot chasers that increasingly dominated and closed the previous season. The mood was kind of like a low budget Spy vs. Spy mystery rather than a serious or directed cryptozoology show, but if you have interest in this strange series, read on. If you’re not a follower of the series, the following will make little sense and may best be skipped.
With that disclaimer, the fourth season left us with a number of unanswered questions; would the AIMS team members ever lose weight, visit a barber, or catch up with their arch-rivals, the Rogue Team? – – Well, after a nine month hiatus, Episode 1 of the fifth season found the AIMS team reconvening minus team member Buck, who Huckleberry located and then went with to locate the truck that poachers had used to destroy one of their traps in a previous episode. The suspicion was that the poachers were in league with their nemesis, The Rogue Team. They eventually located the truck, which had been stolen a year previously, but was now back in possession of its rightful owner, who gave Buck and Huck the name of a farm where the poachers were believed to hang out.
Going to the referred Miller farm, Huck and Buck were given directions to the poachers’ camp. Jeff had by then united with them, and called team leader Trapper, who wasn’t happy that Buck had acted independently. Team members Willy and Wild Bill then united with their associates, and they located the camp of the poachers, who said that they were hired to tear down the trap of the AIMS team, but had no connection with the Rogue Team.
The production crew team had caught an image of the Rogue Team vehicle, indicating that they were still being watched. A message was received to meet the Rogue Team at designated coordinates, which they elected to do despite being unable to reach Trapper. At an after-dark meeting, the Rogue Team appeared, wearing hooded jackets and halloween-type masks. With Willy and Wild Bill watching from concealed positions at some distance, the team members who directly met with the Rogue Team representatives had their hands zip tied, hoods placed over their heads, and were hustled into a truck to be taken to an undisclosed location. Part II to be aired in a week will presumably detail their fate, together with that of team member Trapper, whom previews suggest went off to a meeting with the Rogue Team independently…
Categories: animal spokepersons, animals, anthropomorphic, avian, feathered friends, furry, furry commercials, television
Tags: Xyzal Owl
Owls have long held our respect and are associated with wisdom, and they are increasingly being used as advertising icons. Their presence in the Harry Potter movies further spiked their popularity to the extent that some misguided people sought them as pets…bad idea, at least for most people!
Recently used memorably to sell eyewear for one company, owls have now entered the rather competitive allergy medication OTC market. Enter then Nigel the Xyzal Wise Owl, pictured above. This feathered guy has class; in one spot, he’s shown in a library with books, wearing a natty jacket, a monocle, and speaking with a British accent! Clearly, this guy is no flyweight, and knows his stuff; he appears to have the right credentials.
With many allergy medications having transitioned from prescription to over-the-counter status, recruiting a feathered sage with the voice of authority like Nigel might help carve out a niche for another product…
Categories: animals, famous furries, furry, furry film classics, movies
Tags: King Kong, Kong: Skull Island
Magnificent, isn’t he? – – And that’s as it should be, because it’s hard to imagine an imaginary creature with the history and pedigree of King Kong. This is not a “monster,” but rather royalty…and from his cinematic origins in the 1930’s original, Kong has spawned a variety of movies, such as the 1976 and 2005 versions. Nothing breeds imitation like success…
While we aren’t going back to the world of 1933 in this version, it’s set in the era of 1973, and is part King Kong reboot and part homage to such Vietnam era movies as Apocalypse Now and Platoon, complete with period cultural references. The movie runs almost two hours, and we’re introduced to the big guy after about half an hour. Most of the human characters are two dimensional stereotypes and are basically monster chow, although such notables as John Goodman appear as a “tinfoil hat” crazy theorist. There’s lots of good mayhem, with Kong not only taking on humans but also a giant octopus and Huey gunships, one of which he spikes like a volleyball. We visit also a gigantic water buffalo and enormous ants; Kong isn’t even the baddest creature to inhabit this lost world.
Kong: Skull Island is also a launching pad for a “MonsterVerse” of additional but related movies which will include the re-emergence of Godzilla, and of course the inevitable battle royal between these two cinematic icons. It should be a fun ride, and it’s playing now in theaters…
Categories: absurdities, bizarre, Brilliant but twisted, television
— Don’t you just hate it when this happens to you? You order soup at a restaurant, but get the Caesar salad instead, complete with Julius Caesar?!
In a recent Geico commercial, we are treated to this very scene at a serene and nice looking Italian restaurant. Four dinners are about to enjoy their repast, but there stands Julius Caesar on the table, complete in period costume. He’s a right proper Shakespearean, too, complete with passionate oratory about how cowards die many times before their deaths, but the valiant only taste of death once.
“Waiter, I ordered the soup!,” complains a proper-looking sweet old lady to the staff. The waiter apologizes profusely, and then guides Caesar from the table. I don’t blame the older lady for complaining. I wouldn’t want Caesar’s sandal-clad foot near my salad either.– Hygiene, please, how about it?!
So Caesar is led off, a fish out of water, or salad as the case may be. This time his conversation centers about getting his parking ticket validated. And as for valor, we foxes know that discretion is the greater part of it…